The next morning, Blik and Gordon were having breakfast in the kitchen, when Waffle walked in, still with a dreamy look on his face.
Mr. Blik: Its about time you show up! Do you know what time it is? Eleven!
Waffle didnt answer. He just sat down at the table, still having a dreamy look on his face, and started swirling his scrambled eggs with his fork.
Gordon: Waffle? Are you OK, lad? Normally you get in here, swallow your breakfast and go back to playin with your newts!
Waffle just sighed, let go of his fork and used both his hands to hold his head, still with a dreamy look on his face.
Mr. Blik: Oh no! Its finally happened! He lost that tiny piece of chewed gum he called a brain!
Gordon: Dont be ridiculous! Maybe hes just sick. Waffle, do you feel anything strange?
Waffle: (finally losing the dreamy face) Well
I feel like theres a bunch of butterflies flapping around in my stomach, my heart is beating a lot more than usual
And I lost my appetite. But, despite that, I feel happier than ever!
Gordon: I see
Waffle, what are you thinking about right now?
Mr. Blik: I bet its corn, again
Waffle: No
Actually its
Trixie.
Gordon: Ohhh, I see
Well, lad
Youre suffering from what I like to call
Chronic Lubbydubbytossis.
Mr. Blik:
Say what?!
Gordon: Hes in love!
With that, Blik started laughing like a maniac.
Mr. Blik: Him? In love? (laughs) With Trixie? (laughs) Thats rich! (laughs)
Waffle: (angry) Hey! Why is that so funny?
Mr. Blik: Oh, please
Why would a girl like Trixie be interested in a guy like you? Youre an idiot!
Gordon: Blik!
Waffle: (sad) No
Hes right
Excuse me
Waffle got up from his seat and sadly walked out of the kitchen.
Gordon: Are you proud of yourself?
Mr. Blik: What? What I do?
Gordon: And you still ask?! You just flushed your own brothers dreams down the toilet!
Mr. Blik: Hey, I only told the truth! Not my fault he took it so personally!
Gordon: If there only was a way to find out if Trixie likes Waffle
Katilda: Hi, guys!
Katilda was at the window wearing a straw hat, an apron, rubber gloves and holding a gardening shovel.
Mr. Blik: (annoyed) Oh, hey
Gordon: Hello, Katilda! What brings you here?
Katilda: I was doing some gardening and I ran out of fertilizer. Can I borrow some from you?
Gordon: Sure! Ill go get it!
Gordon leaves the kitchen, leaving Blik and Katilda alone. They stood in silence for a short moment.
Katilda: So
Hows it going?
Mr. Blik: (still annoyed) OK, I guess
Gordon returned, carrying a huge bag of fertilizer. He handed it over to Katilda, who almost dropped it because it was too heavy.
Gordon: There you go, lass! That should last for a long time.
Katilda: Gee
Thanks
(drops it and sighs in relief) Hey, wheres Waffle?
She didnt need an answer, because Waffle had just let out a very loud desperate cry from his room.
Katilda: OK, what did you do this time, Blik?
Mr. Blik: What?! Why did you assume I did it?!
Katilda: Because youre the only insensitive jerk around here!
Gordon: Waffles got a crush on our new neighbour and he thinks she doesnt like him.
Katilda: I see
I know! Ill find out if she likes him or not!
Mr. Blik: And just how are you going to do that?
Katilda: (shows a walkie-talkie) With this, Mr. Snobbypants!
Gordon: A walkie-talkie?!
Mr. Blik: Why do you carry that around with you?
Katilda: You never know when it might come in handy! OK, Waffles crush lives next door, right?
Gordon: Right.
Katilda: Then heres what Ill do: Im going to invite her to a slumber party at my place, and hide one walkie-talkie under my bed. Then well play truth or dare and, if she chooses truth, Ill ask her if she likes Waffle. You guys are going to have the second walkie-talkie and put it on Waffles desk so he can hear the answer!
Gordon: Thats brilliant, lass!
Mr. Blik: Why didnt I think of that?
Katilda: (gives Gordon the walkie-talkie) Here you go! Dont forget to turn it on!
Gordon: I wont!
And with that, Katilda ran off to put her plan in action.







Devious Comments
Katilda's got a good idea, but somehow I'm foreseeing things going wrong. But eh, who knows? Besides you, I mean. I'll still be reading!
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Hey, I still have my dignit- WOO! AN APPLE! *munchmunchmunch*
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